ROTFL...

Jared at Exultate Justi has got quite the interviewing technique, as you can see here in his conversation with Al Gore.

I've had many imaginary conversations with political and celebrity figures in my day, but none quite so inventive as:

Albert: Y'know, if I hadn't been robbed in '00, we'd have Osama bin Laden by now. I'd have flown over there and gotten him.

Jared: Now really, Mr. Vice President...I don't think that an Afghanistan trip by Air Force One would have been well-received at that point in time.

Albert: I wouldn't have needed a plane.

Jared: What do you mean?

Albert: I can fly.

Jared: Ohhhh, so THAT's what's up with the blue unitard and the cape. Umm, one of your safety pins is coming loose, "Super-Al".

Now go read the rest... it's a great laugh.