A smattering of quizzes

Because I need not to think too deeply tonight - saddened and frustrated by the comments I'm reading and things I'm hearing said about Terri Schiavo - I thought I'd take a few of those ubiquitous Internet quizzes I've been seeing around the last few weeks.

From Pam at CampHappyBadFun:

You are a sock. You are a cozy, fuzzy, warm-hearted person. A lot of your friends describe you as a hopeless romantic. You fall for the opposite sex very easily. But be careful, because usually you don't know what you are getting into, and because you are very sensitive, you can get hurt... especially in early relationships. Also, don't exclude the cold-hearted from your "want-list", because they just might be looking for a kind person to warm up their heart.... or a sock to warm up their feet. Most compatible with: Toilet Paper. Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?

Snagged from Michelle Malkin (yes, really!):

Which Incredibles Character Are You?
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Two from Jon at Misplaced Keys...

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Roger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin: a wild ride through the back alleys of toontown!  The only ride with a PG sense of humour in the G rated world of Disneyland, you are zany, wild, and a little bit of a loose screw.  Energetic and colorful, you go at full speed, even though your taxi-car vehicles actually have four flat tires!  Despite your older humor, you are a kid at heart and kids most relate to your cartoony world and like you the best.  You've been known to make the adults a little queasy and a little bit dizzy.  You leave your visitors dazed, a little confused, but more often, extremely amused.  You take us to the places we'd never see in a ride featuring the straight-laced Mickey, but somehow you're still all Disney.

What Disneyland attraction are you?
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FOUR from Bryan at Spare Change...

Which Website are You?

You scored as Spanish. You should learn Spanish. It can be useful especially if you live in the United States. Spanish 60% French 47% Arabic 47% Latin 47% Chinese 40% Japanese 33% English 7% What language should you learn? created with QuizFarm.com

You are Buck Russell (from Uncle Buck)!  Your
relationships aren't the greatest (mostly by
your own accord), but if anyone has a huge
heart, it's you.

Which John Hughes Character Are You?
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OK, I think that's enough... for now.  Feel free to post your results in the comments!