Thanks to Bryan at Spare Change for this... it caused gales of laughter at my house.
A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very observant little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point...
That's awesome!!! Stealing.....
Posted by: caltechgirl | June 10, 2005 at 11:04 PM